Sing along, to that famous tune I Wish I Were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
I'm glad that I'm a rent-a-cow farmer
'Coz that's what I truly want to be
Now that I'm a rent-a-cow farmer
Other people pay my taxes for me.
I'm glad that I'm a rent-a-cow farmer
Grateful for spare time on my hands
Land's always bare, but farmable they care
All throughout the community's lands
I'm glad that I'm a rent-a-cow farmer
Cows get a block to lick and muddy dirt
Tho' it's all so draining to me
Creating farm receipts is such hard work
I'm glad that I'm a rent-a-cow farmer
No mowers and equipment in the yard to see
No barn or shop, or ladders needed
My buddy's here now, trading a farm receipt with me
I'm glad that I'm a rent-a-cow farmer
Condoned by politicians in the land
Friend's hay I've apparently bought
Tho' all his hay remains in his hand
I'm glad that I'm a rent-a-cow farmer
Jingling pockets heavy with my money
Readying the motorhome was tough
She said "let's go south for winter, honey"
And maybe more than 6 months we'll stay
Coz there's nothing to do around here anyway
Since I'm a rent-a-cow farmer
Anonymous
"...and I'm the shepherd," offers Kia.
