Saturday, September 14, 2019

It's Federal Election Season


and it begins with a letter to us, MPs' employers...

"

I have enjoyed working here these past several years.  You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief. 

Have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and then pay my estate one year's  salary death bonus and then continue to pay my spouse my salary with increases until she or he dies along with a health plan that most people can only dream of having.

Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.
  
During this time, I will show up for work when it is convenient for me.

In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.

Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be coming back with no loss in pay or status.  Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in this matter.  I can, and I will do this. 




Sincerely, 
Every Member of Parliament running for re-election

 

Can anyone in the REAL WORLD beat this set up? 

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